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Rob Jones

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For sale

3 spoons

4 forks

1 plate

1 cup – sold as seen

1 kettle – needs cleaning a little bit

½ bottle of vegetable cooking oil.

No reasonable offer refused, can deliver around the Pattaya area, but not the dark side.

Many thanks

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all collectible as they have the names of the cheap cafes they were stolen from engraved on them with a dremel.

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all collectible as they have the names of the cheap cafes they were stolen from engraved on them with a dremel.

NOT ALL OF THEM!!

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No reasonable offer refused BUT no tyre kickers either - I do have my pride.

Oh...OK. Can I swap you for a Koran. You might definitely will need one to get past immigration at Heathrow.

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Oh...OK. Can I swap you for a Koran. You might definitely will need one to get past immigration at Heathrow.

Cash only mate

And I'm flying to the city that brought us Quran Quran.............;)

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Can I have your rusty pocketknife? The one with the gadget for getting boyscouts out of horses hooves.

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Can I have your rusty pocketknife? The one with the gadget for getting boyscouts out of horses hooves.

Had it stolen mate, sorry

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I was told Tommy Dee got the pocket knife ,my informant told me he uses the hoof pick to scratch his hemaroids

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I was told Tommy Dee got the pocket knife ,my informant told me he uses the hoof pick to scratch his hemaroids

yes and no

I dont have piles

I do have the knife, I found it embedded in my back.. so finders keepers

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yes and no

I dont have piles

I do have the knife, I found it embedded in my back.. so finders keepers

Damn that was the good one!! What a waste.

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Damn that was the good one!! What a waste.

at least I am honest.. I havehanded it in to the cops, they are now matching it to various crimes here

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at least I am honest.. I havehanded it in to the cops, they are now matching it to various crimes here

The knife is useless, its about as sharp as your wit

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Do you have any cutlery with the Thai Airways logos on, I'm trying to complete the set?

I do, but Ill be honest from the start - save a wasted journey, its plastic and white. But, for what its worth I do think plastic has a great future.

cheers

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I do, but Ill be honest from the start - save a wasted journey, its plastic and white. But, for what its worth I do think plastic has a great future.

cheers

Come on RJ. The nearst you'll get to England is Ouy's steak pies and roast dinner on Tuesday. You've no chance mate. The 1st offer of 1000 Baht to a girl in Farmfoods and you'll be in the jail.

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I do, but Ill be honest from the start - save a wasted journey, its plastic and white. But, for what its worth I do think plastic has a great future.

cheers

Strange, always decent cutlery in Business Class?

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Strange, always decent cutlery in Business Class?

only time he has been in business class was as he walked thru to the cheap seats at the back.. with a tupperware full of sandwiches... on Air India

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only time he has been in business class was as he walked thru to the cheap seats at the back.. with a tupperware full of sandwiches... on Air India

I was in Business class once. The ping pong ball I collected from a girls back passage in Babydolls rolled down the aisle during the descent. Didn't want to lose it so I went looking for it. :fun:

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The 1st offer of 1000 Baht to a girl in Farmfoods and you'll be in the jail.

I do worry a little bit about fitting in. Less said easy mended will be my strategy

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I do worry a little bit about fitting in. Less said easy mended will be my strategy

I wasn't joikng about carrying the Koran by the way.

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Cash only mate

And I'm flying to the city that brought us Quran Quran.............;)

Rio? ?

Well it is on Planet Earth ...

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