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looks like old age catching up,or is it something more.

why when having piss lately,and thinking it done,put the snake away,only to dribble on...what the f**k is that all about?

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looks like old age catching up,or is it something more.

why when having piss lately,and thinking it done,put the snake away,only to dribble on...what the f**k is that all about?

Mate i get that all the time, and what pisses me off is i shake the f**k out of it, do some standing still steps, jump up and down, bend my knees, have a last shake, then put it back and a f**king dribble comes out...WTF.

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Also never trust a fart!

I have not got to that stage yet so thanks for the advice mate....keep those butts clentched lol.

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I have not got to that stage yet so thanks for the advice mate....keep those butts clentched lol.

It still squeezes out and creates more skid marks than le mans

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It still squeezes out and creates more skid marks than le mans

Help is out there mate!!!!!

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Mate i get that all the time, and what pisses me off is i shake the f**k out of it, do some standing still steps, jump up and down, bend my knees, have a last shake, then put it back and a f**king dribble comes out...WTF.

You are not alone!

The other problem is pissing itself. There is so little power there now, the piss seems to have to come out simply through the effect of gravity.

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Recently i have at a moments notice the need to piss urgently no build up or f**k all,any one else suffered this?

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Recently i have at a moments notice the need to piss urgently no build up or f**k all,any one else suffered this?

I would get that checked out mate, it might be an enlarged prostate.

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All symptoms of Benign Prostatic Hyperplasia, luckily there is a laser in BPH that will sort that out if you have the dosh.

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looks like old age catching up,or is it something more.

why when having piss lately,and thinking it done,put the snake away,only to dribble on...what the f**k is that all about?

Sounds like soft cock syndrome to me where your cock muscles arent strong enough to close the valve off lol. :crazysmile:

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The best thing i find is when you have finished doing your piss,it to Press hard the bit under your scrotum and that will push a bit more piss out,it does work i as do it and there is nothing worse than going back in the Bar with a big wet patch on your light coloured shorts. :robo:

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i suffer with kidney infections regularly so understand what the op means, i never wear light coloured shorts 555

on the never trust a fart, especially in patts, was in a thai disco once and was that unsure what was coming that i got a taxi back to the hotel so that if the worst happened at least i would not be in public 55

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why when having piss lately,and thinking it done,put the snake away,only to dribble on...what the f**k is that all about?

I just wear a nice thick pair of boxers to soak it up.

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Those extra thick boxers are nice for wicking the sweat from your balls & taint too.

Yokal you are a cuntslice :D

Sorry son , i am seeing Motorhead on Friday - got a message to Lenny you want me to pass on ? :D

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