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Smiler last won the day on August 23 2013

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  1. Yes same as All the best.
  2. I liked Phuket 20 years ago when all I was looking for was a beach holiday. Last time I went was 7 or 8 years ago with the family. Didn't do the nightlife bit, in fact we hardly left the resort.
  3. Think I did a one way with them or it could have been Air India through Mumbai - never again. Was an 8 hour stopover and even though I paid for lounge access it was a hideous ordeal.
  4. You will have to be a bit smartish during transfer. It's a big airport - 20 mins to get off the plane, nice long walk then wait at security and you barely have time for a piss. On the positive side, the last couple of times I did the quick transit through there they held the plane for other passengers to board from connecting flights. Also whatever shit happens it is far better than going through Mumbai.
  5. Not sure the bike could take any extra weight 😁
  6. I know how much you are into your motorbikes mate so I thought I would pass on this opportunity for you to purchase a rare classic. The vendor needs cash for her gambling habit and is open to offers. Apparently farangs "lak mak mak" this type of bike, so if you aren't interested maybe you know someone who might be. 🤣😉😉😉😀 It is a vintage Lifan 😎 I tried my best to not be disrespectful but just couldn't help bursting out in laughter when I saw it. Was laughing all the way round the block when I took it for a spin.
  7. No not me either but I expect Mrs smiler and the kids will want to go. Certainly won't be flying half way round the world to go to a kin mall. Pattaya will always be sin city for me. When I was single I enjoyed the sleeze, debauchery and cheap sex. Life moves on and apart from a few friends who live there some of the time, the place holds no interest for me. So yeah I will be back soon
  8. Could be used as a bargaining chip if you are trying to buy the place. Question is does your landlord want to sell??
  9. Not sure who is taking the piss out of who anymore ......... ..
  10. I am guessing it may be a bit too far away for this mob. They've done a good job in fairness but he did have someone watch over them so that is bound to make a difference. On the flip side there were some things not in the contract that only came to light when the build was almost complete : Only I metre of concrete around the house, he extended to 2 and of course this was "an extra over" and he paid top dollar for it. There was no water run off plans. He paid extra for guttering and drainage again at a premium. Cost just under 2 million Baht and the guy is very pleased. Not my style but I am not going to live there
  11. Where abouts are you looking to build Nick? Mate has just had a place built up here in the Jungle 25 Kms north east of Udon. Canny job as it happens. They delivered exactly what they said they would, stage payments etc.
  12. Yep that goes back a long way. Altogether now: We all hate Leeds and Leeds and Leeds Leeds and Leeds and Leeds and etc etc Miss you wiggy if you read this
  13. Scummers and the skates may not get headlines but there is a fierce hatred between them that goes beyond football. Southampton and Portsmouth for those who don't know.
  14. Bastards. Can't stop singing it now. Do do do do do do do Do
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