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Tiny Todger

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Tiny Todger last won the day on November 5 2016

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  1. Being a creationist I believe that if God had wanted us to have clean arses he would have created us with self cleaning arses...
  2. But then all my clinkers would become homeless......Some now have quite large extended families and have developed their own ecosystem..
  3. My pubic hair now extends beyond the length of my willy even when it has a pulsating erection... I have fashioned my anal hair into a handlebar moustache to enable the ladyboys to grab hold of to ram their tongues further in... EDIT = My arse looks a bit like the pringles crisps man with his mouth open..
  4. They have become important because the human race has become less confident as individuals in their private and business lives. They are less able to "deal" with situations in almost all aspects of life. All that is missing is a phone to wipe yer ass with.. Is it a coincidence that Linus' security blanket in Snoopy cartoons could easily be redrawn as a mobile phone..???
  5. I moved into my slum ( 1,000 baht a month) around 4 years ago through necessity as both my apartments in Naklua were being rented out but funds were low. Now I can afford to buy something else and move out I have realised how much I love living here. I love my slum and I love being with the people that suround me.I love the feral cats that come in from time to time for a quick feed. Me and the cats have a mutually beneficial relationship, I feed them and they squirt the love juice out their arse ends which keeps the rats away.. It seems all my life I have worked for a "better life" but what a load of bollocks that is.
  6. Tiny Todger

    Under 300 Baht ... And Good!

    Stay safe mate....Pattaya needs you.....I think your posts are clear, informative, entertaining and unbiased....
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    A Turkey For Christmas

    Whereas pearl necklaces come free...... not cum free....if they were cum free they'd just be necklaces...
  8. Mangosteen illogical logic. But as stated I will take my self imposed moderation like a man.... but I doubt my next post will be anything to look forward to unless you have a really sad and unfulfilling private life that is ... but only you know the answer to that.. 1st December 6pm it is then..
  9. Like prostrate and prostate?? I will take my punishment and not post for a month....Will you..??
  10. It's really about the misspelling of procreation...
  11. I had to think about this for a while, but yes, for a vast amount of people life is about other people/organisations/governments doing things on their behalf. I guess the simple meaning is "welfare state". I, like you, have never needed anybody to do things on my behalf and even in tough times I have taken care of business without outside help. Hopefully my children have learnt to deal with life in the same manner.. pp Tiny Todger PARKY King of the Wild Frontier
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    A Turkey For Christmas

    I had to do the same last year when there was the same conversation... I also found it on YT ...They certainly keep their testicles in a strange place as I can recall...
  13. When you are the boy being raped in a Greehouse in "Scum" ..????
  14. Tiny Todger

    Best Massage Parlours in town

    Totally agree....."Doorstep picking" is only a marginally better option too..
  15. Tiny Todger

    Renewing drivers licence

    How does that happen with no red or yellow..????